ABSOLUT VITAE

Your kitchen isyour pharmacy.

Tired, bloated, craving sugar? Absolut Vitae is functional health made practical: real food, natural remedies and a clean kitchen to help you feel good again.

  • Booksguides and recipes
  • Videosfree, every week
  • Kitchenclean tools and pantry
  • Appcoming soon
Tony from Absolut Vitae holding the Therapeutic Keto book
Therapeutic Keto & Integral MetabolismYour fork decides.

Tired after every meal? It’s not your age.

These are signals your body sends when what’s on your plate isn’t working for you.

  • Heavy after eatingThat crash an hour after lunch.
  • Belly fat that won’t moveNo matter what you cut.
  • Sweet cravings at nightThe fridge door at 10 pm.
  • “What do I even eat?”The same question, every day.

Books and guides.

Practical guides to eat, cook and heal with real food. In English and Spanish.

30-Day Clean Keto Reset workbook cover

30-Day Clean Keto Reset

The easiest way to start. One simple habit a day to steady your energy and calm cravings.

Fresh greens with a clean homemade dressing

Try three recipes first, free.

Taste the method before you buy. Download the PDF in your language.

Never wonder what to eat again.

The Absolut Vitae app is coming. It knows your body, your tastes and your budget, and every day it tells you exactly what to eat: at home, eating out or delivered.

Subscribe to hear first
  1. Tell it about youYour diet, what you love and what you never eat. Once.
  2. It plans your dayWhen to eat, what to eat and what it costs.
  3. Eating out? It finds itThe best places near you, with the exact words to order.
9:41
GOOD MORNING
Your day
KetoNo shellfishBudget today: set
FASTING · 16:8
Break your fast at 1:00 pm
LUNCH · NEAR YOU · 6 MIN
Charcoal chicken + big salad
Say: “Salad only, no rice, no bread.”
DINNER AT HOME
Asparagus frittata · 15 min
WATER
5 / 8
MOVE
Walk · 6 pm
SHOP · RUNNING LOW
Olive oil & sea salt
Reorder
Today
Near me
Recipes
Shop
Me

Not Just Another App: It’s Your Smart Personal Assistant, Your Inseparable Friend.

  • FeedMeTodayWhat to eat, every day
  • Fasting guideWhen to start and when to stop
  • WaterGentle reminders through the day
  • ProgressWeigh-ins and results
  • MovementToday’s workout
  • Smart pantryOne swap at a time
  • ShopOnly what we trust
  • RewardsEarn as you stay on track

What’s in your pan ends up in you.

Every product is chosen one by one: cookware with no toxic coatings, supplements from brands we trust, and clean basics for your pantry.

The filter on our own tap

Maverick Pure Water

Clean water for drinking and cooking, the first swap we recommend.

See the filter
Warm water with lemon

Cookware

What touches your food matters. Nothing here has Teflon (PTFE), PFOA or PFAS, or bare aluminium touching your food.

Coming soon
  • Titanium frying pan

    Light, tough and inert. Nothing leaches into your food.

  • Cast iron skillet

    Lasts for generations and gets better with every use.

  • Enamelled cast iron casserole

    Slow stews and bone broth, the traditional way.

  • Carbon steel wok

    High heat for stir-fries, seasoned naturally, no coating.

  • Stainless steel pans

    Food touches only steel. Any aluminium core stays sealed inside.

  • Ceramic non-stick

    PTFE and PFAS free, from brands that test their coatings.

Supplements

Pure, unrefined, from brands we trust.

Coming soon
  • Cold-pressed black seed oil

    100% Nigella sativa in dark glass. Never refined.

  • Ceylon cinnamon

    True cinnamon, low in coumarin. Not supermarket cassia.

  • Turmeric root

    For our four-ingredient anti-inflammatory infusion.

Pantry

The clean basics behind every recipe.

Coming soon
  • Unrefined sea salt

    Minerals intact. The salt in every recipe.

  • Cloudy unfiltered olive oil

    Green, opaque, cold-pressed extra virgin.

  • Grass-fed ghee

    A high-heat cooking fat with no seed oils.

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Asparagus frittata

What nobody explains about your plate.

Free videos every week on what really happens inside your body, and what to put on your plate instead.

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